Oh damn and hell and fuck. This is an example of stupidness from my stupid life. This morning I spilled a whole honking cup of coffee on my one working phone. Bathsheba just called me but I can't talk to her because none of my damned phones work. One has a lousy battery. Two is a brand new cordless (from Bathsheba no less) which I only now plugged in so it will not work until tomorrow. And three is the aformentioned spilled coffee on phone that no longer works at all. Stupidness. Me mad. Me want better fun life. Ugh.