You know, just so you don't get the wrong idea, sometimes all it takes to make me very happy, as in, so happy I'm sitting here with a grin on my face even though no one can see me, is a funny recap on TWoP. I am reading Shack's recap of The American Idol. I love it.

I just want to remind everyone and myself that I am a shallow shallow person devoid of any profundity.

Plus I like the light-hearted and funny. I enjoy these elements in life. Other elements related to these that I enjoy: wit, sarcasm, evil and funny meanness, self-deprecation, and irony.

So there. Everything I say is always a lie. Remember that, you.