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2002-07-02 - 4:42 p.m. |
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The day�s pleasures: 1. My little brother Shawn has got himself email. He has written me twice today. I love it. He�s cracking me up. He�s full of plans for making money. He also wants to bleach his hair and dye it some punk color when he�s here. We did it in blue last summer, but we did a lousy job so it was actually sort of this green hue. And in the right light, it looked like a rainbow. We are discussing new, hopefully better hair-dying techniques. We are in talks concerning which movies we need to see and how many times we can go swimming and if/where/when we shall go out to dinner. We are negotiating sleeping arrangements (He REFUSES to ever sleep on the floor. He�s got a bad back he says. He�s 13, y�all). 2. I received the following email from a fellow co-worker today (the Pater of my little stoner helper): Dear Coffee Club members, This shit is hella funny. The author of this report is renowned for calling in sick, never coming in on time, and being generally, completely and totally irresponsible. He�s also the cataloging guru�the man can catalog anything faster than you can say boo. The head of our department (the aforementioned �CEO�) did, in fact, totally lose it last Friday when there was no coffee to be had. She came running out of her office, yelling �Damn it! God damn it!� and she was totally cute, I�m afraid. She�s really cute when she�s mad. She�s even cuter when she�s mad and undercaffeinated. 3. What else? Oh, this campus has been overrun by preadolescent little campers. I watched them flitting about this morning with butterfly nets. Lovely sight. 4. Another fellow at work, a real old-school geek godblesshim, overheard me talking about Star Wars the other day and has ever since been letting all the Star Wars thoughts that he�s ever had (and my friend, we�re talking near 30 years of obsession here) spill onto me. Today he brought, wrapped in plastic, a first edition of The Art of Star Wars for me to peruse. He wrote annotated notes on little post-it paper and stuck them throughout the book for my edification. I wish I could bring him over to Bathsheba�s. I don�t feel worthy of his fanaticism. I�m more a fan of fandom in these matters than a true fan. 5. And this too: I�m reading a short story that Frances copied for me well over a year ago and it�s wonderful. �The Hotel Capital� by Olga Tokarczuk. She copied it from the Winter 2000 issue of Granta in case anybody wants to know. Also in case anybody wants to know and because I feel the need to say so after Bathsheba�s translator�s manifesto (aka a theory of everything), the story was translated from the Polish by Teresa Halikowska-Smith. |
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