My newest student crush. His name, like mine bruder, is Oliver. His middle name is a color spelled the English way. He goes by either he says. I just received the following missive from him:

this is your student O. G. in your M/W/F class at 12 i think? i just wanted to tell you that my real email is not what i told you in class. this is the real email. email me from here.

your eager mcbeaver,

He's super.