Exciting email this morning from Bauer. I've not heard from him in over 2 years I think. I love getting unexpected email from long lost people. The funny thing with Bauer is that, aside from 2 weekends we spent together, our entire friendship has existed only through email. I can only hope that he doesn't send me any of his short stories or poems this time around. That is, unless he's improved drastically. All of his writing borders on the pornographic and I think he thinks this makes him edgy. I think it makes him mad phony. But I'm glad to hear from him nonetheless.

Also catboy is so totally mean. I have a book where I list all the names he calls me. The book is full. Plus he broke my watch and threw out the bracelet Bathsheba gave me for my birthday. Then I broke his face. Happy now, catboy? (I kid. Catboy is a nice young fellow, sometimes.)

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Yesterday was the day of illness. I ate something wrong I think. I don't know what, but I was sick as can be from 4:30-8:30. I'm still feeling rather dehydrated and woozy. It's all that fucking health food, I'm sure.

This entry is stupid. I hereby declare it over.